
First of all, I have definitely not ignored my waiting To-Do list both last night and this morning in favor of blogging. Of course, I would never do that. I have never been one to procrastinate...
I most certainly did not eat a chocolate chip granola bar and canned pineapple for breakfast this morning because that was the only thing that I could find in my very bare pantry. I surely did not pick up a few things at the grocery store the other night only to leave them in the refrigerator at a friend's house, only to perpetuate the lack of food at my own house. And, if I had done such a thing, I would definitely have gone by and picked them up by now...don't you think??
Being the conscientious nurse that I am, I would never be taking more than the directed amount of ibuprofen nearly around the clock for a couple of days now waiting for my abdominal cramps to GO AWAY! I certainly wouldn't do anything like that...
I surely did not arrive late to the wedding of a friend this weekend due in part to stopping to partake of the Olive Garden breadsticks that were calling my name. That would be silly. After all, I am a bit paranoid about arriving on time to weddings. That being said, when we realized that we certainly were not running late, I definitely did not look at the estimated arrival time indicator on the GPS every 30 seconds, praying that it would drop.
After my whirlwind weekend, I did not decide to just drive back to Georgia in the sweatpants and T-shirt that I slept in the night before. I am never too lazy to shower and put on real clothes.
Also, I did not wash my hair this morning with "shampoo water" rather than actual shampoo (that is water that I rinsed the shampoo bottle with, since there wasn't actually any shampoo left...) I would certainly resort to grocery shopping before I resorted to that...
What about you? Anything on your mind that you are willing to confess??
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Hi! I participate in the Not Me! Monday's started with MckMama, and when I link to her blog, I always visit the person that linked above me! So here we are! Great blog, you are a girl after my own heart! Take care, and if you are ever bored, come on over...I'm at Home!
I most definitely did not put Amelia down in front of a Baby Einsten DVD and let it replay three times so that I could get some work done on Friday. Only neglectful mothers would do such a thing!
I would argue that the lunch stop was not the primary cause of our tardiness. Blame the breadsticks if you want, but we had already made up 7 minutes on the GPS before we hit rain, traffic, and accidents. Let's not even talk about how much time we lost with the parking situation.
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