Not Me!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
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In the spirit of MckMama (whose blog I am definitely NOT addicted to...), here's my very first Not Me Monday post!

Over the past couple of weeks, I have definitely NOT made numerous meals out of whole wheat pita and hummus because I was too lazy to go to the grocery store. Being the good nurse that I am, I definitely know the importance of a balanced diet, and I would definitely NOT do that...

I also would NEVER be lazy enough to sleep on the couch (or even the floor) all night long rather than get up and get into bed after I have fallen asleep there. That would just be ridiculous, especially since there are 4 cozy and available beds in my house for me to choose from...

I did NOT manage to slice my finger open AGAIN this week while trying to make dinner for my community group on Monday night. After all, I am a 27-(soon-to-be 28)-year-old woman who certainly can manage to slice a tomato in her own kitchen without maiming herself. And after NOT cutting myself, I surely did NOT "fix" it with a pressure dressing made from paper towel and a bunch of scotch tape. For goodness sake, I am a nurse! I certainly would have the proper supplies laying around to bandage a wound!

I most certainly did NOT get the least bit lost on my way home from work one day this week. That would be absurd! I have lived in this city for 4 1/2 years, and I most certainly know how to get to my own home!! For one thing, I would never get frustrated enough with the construction traffic on 78 to take a detour from my normal route. Then, I certainly wouldn't take a wrong turn, drive in one very large circle, and end up making it home slightly later than I would have if I would have just sat in the traffic to begin with. That would be silly.

What about you? Anything that you are (not) willing to be brutally honest about?