Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.First of all, I have definitely not ignored my waiting To-Do list both last night and this morning in favor of blogging. Of course, I would never do that. I have never been one to procrastinate...
I most certainly did not eat a chocolate chip granola bar and canned pineapple for breakfast this morning because that was the only thing that I could find in my very bare pantry. I surely did not pick up a few things at the grocery store the other night only to leave them in the refrigerator at a friend's house, only to perpetuate the lack of food at my own house. And, if I had done such a thing, I would definitely have gone by and picked them up by now...don't you think??
Being the conscientious nurse that I am, I would never be taking more than the directed amount of ibuprofen nearly around the clock for a couple of days now waiting for my abdominal cramps to GO AWAY! I certainly wouldn't do anything like that...
I surely did not arrive late to the wedding of a friend this weekend due in part to stopping to partake of the Olive Garden breadsticks that were calling my name. That would be silly. After all, I am a bit paranoid about arriving on time to weddings. That being said, when we realized that we certainly were not running late, I definitely did not look at the estimated arrival time indicator on the GPS every 30 seconds, praying that it would drop.
After my whirlwind weekend, I did not decide to just drive back to Georgia in the sweatpants and T-shirt that I slept in the night before. I am never too lazy to shower and put on real clothes.
Also, I did not wash my hair this morning with "shampoo water" rather than actual shampoo (that is water that I rinsed the shampoo bottle with, since there wasn't actually any shampoo left...) I would certainly resort to grocery shopping before I resorted to that...
What about you? Anything on your mind that you are willing to confess??
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Hi! I participate in the Not Me! Monday's started with MckMama, and when I link to her blog, I always visit the person that linked above me! So here we are! Great blog, you are a girl after my own heart! Take care, and if you are ever bored, come on over...I'm at Home!
I most definitely did not put Amelia down in front of a Baby Einsten DVD and let it replay three times so that I could get some work done on Friday. Only neglectful mothers would do such a thing!
I would argue that the lunch stop was not the primary cause of our tardiness. Blame the breadsticks if you want, but we had already made up 7 minutes on the GPS before we hit rain, traffic, and accidents. Let's not even talk about how much time we lost with the parking situation.
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