Not Me! Monday

In honor of MckMama's Stellan being discharged from the hospital today, I thought I would bring Not Me! Monday back to my blog. This is something that originated on her blog where you can freely confess all those things that you definitely didn't do throughout the week. Like:

Last week I certainly didn't destroy my house looking for something that I thought I needed to have for a class that I was taking at work. I mean, I am certainly organized enough to be able to find an important document! I have no need to make my house look like this:

or this...

and certainly not this...

(Nevermind the fact that after my hours of effort no one ever even asked to see said document. I am not bitter at all. Nope, not me!)

While working a 16 hour night shift on Saturday night (volunteering for which could be a NotMe and never again post of its own...), I definitely did not eat enough chocolate covered espresso beans to make myself tachycardic and jittery. I would never do that...

While sitting indian style with rolled up sweat pants in August (who does that??) as I write this post, my arms are definitely not rubbing up against legs that should've long ago been shaven. I mean, I would never be remiss in shaving my legs on a regular basis. Nope, not me!

What about you? Anything you are dying to get off of your chest? Go ahead! Your secret's safe here!